#45 last day of plague week, plague of lice......aaah so itchy

last day of plague week. went old school and i reckon this would actually end my world, imagine the mass hysteria of everybody driven wild with itchyness. hordes of demented people with festering hair roaming wild as democracy breaks down
it s the end of the world i tells yer

#44 a plague of televangelists

this is the end of world for me. just one is the end of the world for me. many. fuck thats a horrible thought.

#43 mercutio's plague

this i feel should have always been where willy s should have started the sequel. in plague ravaged verona with the reanimated corpses of romeo and juliet. but back then science fiction works were only allowed to be made up by the church. central orb my arse.
check me out with the literary knowledge.

#42 a plaque of bad spelling

crappy pun i know.
so shoot me
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the firsts of the plague of jont..... a plague of lowcosts (say it out loud it makes more sense)

plague one.


lo and the jont decreeeed all the religious nations of the world would be condemned to suffer 5 mighty plagues... and the first plague came to pass. the plague of lowcosts. stores that sold their goods for the princely some of a single pound or multiples thereof. As their number did proliferate, the economies of the world did collapse and there was much cursing of jont s name and nashing of teeth..
amen

PLAGUE WEEEEEEEEEK

get on it..... plague week.. here we come
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